Catch me if you can

During the last week I basically missed at least one bus a day. No, not basically. I did.

Together with the bus, I missed (lists, my love): 

:(  Monday class 

:(  Thursday class 

:(  Thursday danish class 

:(  Castle Trip 

:(  My dignity

This week I'm gonna put my watch 5 minutes forward and just make a fool of myself trying to think that's actually the real time.

Danes are always on time - no they're not: I have a lot of danish class mates who are constantly late, but they like to think they're on-time people - so if you want to piss one of them off, just be late and say you missed the bus.

That's what I do. I've never missed any bus: I just wanted to piss some Dane off. It's cool. It's fun. It's a lie.